The Kingdom of Womble 5979 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.3 billion Womble 5979ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Womble 5979ian economy, worth 393 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,358 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,232 per year while the poor average 2,968, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5979's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 5979 is ranked 233,114^th in the world and 7,208^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.